We know what you’re thinking today.

You’re looking out the window at what may become a historic blizzard. You are envisioning  your favorite local course covered with deep, heavy, grass smothering snow. You’re despairing that summer will never come. The Governor has just announced driving is banned so you can’t even seek solace at your local indoor range. Golf is so far away. Misery.

On the other hand:

March 21 is only 41 days away. We’re over the mid winter hump.

We now have more than ten hours of daylight. The days are getting longer. And, according to health experts, once we get to February 10, at this global latitude, the sun on your skin creates vitamin D. That’s a big deal.

Around Boston last year, we had almost 20% less rain than normal. January this year had very little. That’s not good. But this water laden storm will be a great step toward bringing the water tables up to normal, if not higher. We need the water. Really. And heavy snow is the best way to ensure that it seeps deep. Short term pain :: long term gain.

The Pebble Beach Pro Am is on, now! Golf Channel…now. One of the most beautiful courses in the world. Jack Nicklaus said if he had only one more round to play, it would be on Pebble Beach…and he didn’t even design it.  For your amusement, some of the vainest, most narcissistic, ego centric people on the planet display their golf ineptitude. The best part is most of them actually think they’re pretty good. It makes us feel better about our games.

Belichick is playing. No hoody. Certainly not headed for the Golf Hall of Fame.

Tomorrow the storm will be over and you’ll be able to hit balls somewhere; begin getting your golf muscles toned up. What are the chances of two historic storms coming in one winter? It’s all downhill from here. Ya gotta have faith.

Your next door neighbor has been teasing you that he is flying to Florida tonight for a few days of golf. Uh, uh. Schadenfreude.

The Cape is getting some snow but within a week or so some of those courses will be open again. Promise.

We got a break last year. Your pro played all winter long on his home course and you probably did too. Consider this nature evening things out.

My father used to consider March 21 the real New Year and I adopted that view of life from him. All kinds of good things begin around then the most important being the golf season in New England.

41 days. Hang in there.

It has probably happened in the past but your scribe can’t find it with a quick check PGA Tour records. So many leads lost by so many talented players. Eleven times this season, almost a third of tournaments played, the 54 hole leader has failed to win.

The final hole at the Bridgestone in Akron, OH added to this year’s carnage. Jim Furyk lead the tournament for 71 holes. He was one shot up on a red hot Keegan Bradley on the par four 18th hole. What happened?

Furyk hooked his tee shot but through what seemed to be divine intervention the ball hit a tree and rebounded back toward the fairway. A mid iron in hand, he proceeded to push his approach just to the right of a green side bunker. With one foot in the sand and the other in the rough, he flubbed his pitch but he got another break when it cleared the sand and came to rest in rough beside the green.

Meanwhile, Bradley from the middle of the fairway pushed a short iron into a fried egg lie in the same bunker. He splashed it out and left a 15 foot putt for par.

So, they’re both lying three.

Furyk almost double hit another muffed chip and had about six feet for bogie.

Bradley sank his putt so now Furyk, about as experienced as one can be, needed his for bogie and a play-off. It was an embarrassing effort. He missed the putt two inches right of the hole and knocked it four feet beyond.

And there goes another tournament! Wow.

On the bright side, as we noted in our last post, for us hackers this is a form of redemption. Those guys that “can really play,” can’t all the time. Last week we gave up a one hole lead with three to play because we couldn’t make a par down the stretch, like Adam Scott at The Open. Somehow, we don’t feel so bad.

Outspoken, grizzled, veteran player, Lanny Watkins, weighed in and said today’s players just aren’t mentally tough like the guys of yesteryear (read: 60’s, 70’s) who knew how to close it out when they had a lead. The money was shorter, the competition and conditions tougher and they had to earn it the hard way. The inference is that there is so much money to win that simply making cuts and occasionally posting a top ten will make for a very nice living.

Can’t say we disagree with Lanny. Something surely is amiss when so many are blowing so much so often.

There’s something in the air around professional golf tournaments this season. We touched on it in our last post. Tournaments lost or given away by established and not so established players at an astonishing rate.

And now appears The Open played at Royal Lytham and St. Anne’s. Coughed up by a veteran Aussie, Adam Scott, who bogied the last four holes on the final day.

It was a bitter sweet ending because the beneficiary was one of the wonderful people in the game, Ernie Els, who shot one of the handful of sub par rounds Sunday, capping it with a 12 foot birdie putt on the 18th. Then he watched or rather listened (since he declined the offer to watch the finish in the clubhouse and opted to remain on the practice green) as Scott let it slip away.

Among other flubs, Scott missed a three foot putt on 16 and then, inexplicably to some, hit a three wood on the 413 yard 18th that found a deep bunker. As it was, the bunker was only 156 yards from the green so he could have hit a long iron off the tee and then maybe a five iron to the green. Sounds as if some bad thinking came into play. Jean Van de Velde, deux?

Schadenfreude: a German word meaning glee at another’s misfortune. Who? Moi? Mais non.

Amateurs like us often choke under the pressure of a two dollar nassau. Not long ago, a pal of mine who is a five handicap, was two under par in the middle of the 17th fairway 140 yards out. With nothing at stake other than his pride, he ended the round double, double.

Which reminds us of the old joke about the  player who had such a dismal round he sat in front of his locker and slashed his wrists. As he watched his life pour from his arteries a buddy rounded the corner and said, “We need a fourth for tomorrow.” The player pressed his wrists against one another to stop the blood flow and said, “I’m in; what time?”

We’ve written often about the attraction of this maddening game. At its core, it’s a game against ones self. A battle to summon the calm and presence of the moment to do what we know we can do with a golf ball. We fail often. Perhaps that’s one of the reasons we are so engaged watching the professionals because we can relate to the calamities they confront. Even the very best fail from time to time.

Els, in his acceptance speech, showed great empathy for his good friend, Scott. Els commented that just about everything bad that can happen in a tournament has happened to him and he knew exactly what Scott was feeling.

There’s an old sports locker room adage:

“Pain, agony, grief and sorrow; here today, gone tomorrow.”

It has been a four ticket ride at the US professional golf carnival this year.

Six different first time winners on the regular PGA Tour. Name them. Didn’t think you could. Neither can we without cheating.

Very dramatic final days and first time major winners at Augusta and Olympic. Bubba Watson’s extraordinary recovery shot in the playoff and Webb Simpson watching everyone blow the Open from the comfort of the 19th hole were riveting. Regarding Bubba: how the heck can you hook a sky high wedge 40 yards?

Tiger has won, is probably the leading candidate for Comeback Player of the Year and may be the Player of the Year. He’s not bullet proof as he once was but he’s dangerous and lurking in the brush. The question now is whether he has the nerves to win a major knowing that his legacy will be defined by how many he has. Age, injuries and Jack’s shadow impose urgency and pressure.

The Champions Tour has become the Jay Haas-Loren Roberts personal annuity with them winning almost half the 15 events. But for pure fun, You Tube Fuzzy Zoeller’s hole in one. He pulled his tee shot on a 173 yard par three into the rough next to the green. Watch what happened.

A seemingly dominant champion on the LPGA circuit, Chinese born Yani Tseng, got hot and then wilted in the summer sun. From untouchable to barely breaking 80 in a few months?

How about some nostalgia? The third James Bond movie, Goldfinger, was released in 1964. Early on, Bond set up a golf game with Auric Goldfinger at a course outside London (Stoke Park Club, for you trivia mavens.) Goldfinger’s Korean manservant, Oddjob, caddies dressed in formal attire with the bag slung awkwardly over his shoulder. When he observes Bond’s surprise, Goldfinger comments derisively that, “golf is not yet the national sport of Korea.”

How things have changed almost 50 years later. There are eight Korean born men with full PGA Tour status this year. It’s not just Charlie Wi and K. J. Choi anymore. A guy named John Huh won in Puerto Rico. Huh?

On the LPGA four of the top 10 ladies are Korean as are 37 of the top 100.

So when Na Yeon Choi won the USGA Women’s Open, no one was surprised. Second went to Amy Yang, of Korea, also not shocking. Chinese and Koreans dominated the top ten.

Simpson, winner of the aforementioned US Open at Olympic, threw up on his shoes at Greenbriar with four bogies on the final nine to lose the lead. In fact, being the leader going into the final day of a tour event has not been a swell thing. Among others, Kyle Stanley, Spencer Levin, Charlie Wi and the Golf Hall of Fame headed Ernie Els and Jim Furyk all ran out of air supply when holding a lead on day four.

Newton’s James Driscoll had a share of the lead at the Traveler’s in Hartford standing on the tenth tee on the final day. He went double and quadruple in the next three holes.

Furyk duck hooking his tee ball on the birdie-able 16th hole on the final day at Olympic was more than surprising. Then he yanked a wedge into a bunker on 18. How could a major winner and the Fed Ex Cup $10,000,000 prize champion of a couple of years ago hit such abominable shots on relatively easy holes when it counted?

The PGA Tour announced it is about to eliminate one of the most compelling competitions in sports: Q School. It’s the unique death march undertaken by almost anyone who has the entry fee to gain some kind of status on the Tour. Watching talented players double bogey the last couple of holes to let a dream slip away was hard but almost impossible to ignore.

No more. After one last dance this Fall, the Nationwide Tour is where they will have to earn their bones…oops. Well, ah, it’s no longer Nationwide. It’s now the Web.com Tour, whatever the heck that means. We’d make a small wager the CEO of Web.com plays the game.

So we have the British at Royal Lytham & St. Anne’s and the PGA championship at Kiawah (pray for wind) around the corner and then best of all, The Ryder Cup.  It’s setting up to be a glorious few months of golf spectating.

Professor Harold Hill in “The Music Man” sang “we’ve got trouble right here in River City.” He was bewailing a game with balls and sticks and holes. Pool, not golf, was the demon.

Out of the recently completed annual PGA Merchandise show in Orlando, FL emanated a similar lament: we’ve got trouble in golf.

According to those who keep count, in the past couple of years, the number of regular golfers has declined a the rate of about one million per year…net. So, the base of 28,000,000 players in the U.S. continues to shrink. No doubt some of that is due to the excruciating recession of the past four years from which we may or may not be emerging.

But anecdotal information as well as industry research reveals there is more to it.

People are giving up the game in droves and the industry needs to figure out a way to cauterize the wound and generate growth. Often cited as reasons people quit are expense, time and difficulty to master as the three major culprits.

We don’t know what the right answer is but there are a lot ideas being floated by people smarter than us. Here are just some we’ve heard recently:

• Have different (read: more lenient) rules for amateurs and pros. Dispense with the stroke and distance penalties, permit preferred lies everywhere and, our personal favorite, make the cup bigger.
• Ease up the courses. Since the 1980s course architects seem to compete to see who can build the most difficult golf course. It’s crazy and defeating to the game to build water laden, 7500 yard monster courses that are impossible for most amateurs and take five hours to play. Stupid.
• Play shorter rounds. Nine holes seems to have an implication of inadequacy for no good reason. Why not play nine or 12? The idea is to play the game. 18 holes was just an arbitrary decision by some long dead Scots, anyway.
• Market different, more forgiving clubs and hotter balls to amateurs. Yup, the manufacturers know how to do that. They won’t invest in them, though, until the ruling authorities legalize the equipment.
• Shorten courses. The USGA and PGA have partnered to promote the idea of “Play It Forward”. It’s a wonderful idea. Not long ago most courses had just three sets of tees. Forward for ladies, middle (regular) for just about all amateurs and the back for the big hitters. Now courses have added one or two more sets. One might be shorter than the standard ladies’ distance and the other between the ladies’ and regular tees.
• Enforce pace of play rules and penalize slow play.  Heck, hang one person one time in front of the clubhouse and word will get around.
• With regard to expense, one of the only good things coming out of difficult economic times is there are deals everywhere for greens fees and memberships. With demand shrinking, the suppliers have responded. Even formerly exclusive private clubs have greatly reduced or abandoned initiation fees and lowered dues. Wait lists are almost a thing of the past.

The essence of this game we love is the challenge of playing it, the exercise it offers and the collegial atmosphere of spending time with pals. We need to preserve it, protect it, curry it and prepare it for the next generation.

As with most things, change is inevitable. The solution to golf’s current ills probably lies in a combination of actions. But one thing is clear.  We need to change and modify the way the game we love is played or, too soon, it will be a distant memory to too many people.

Watching the PGA Championship at Atlanta Athletic Club we were struck by one over-whelming thought: Thank God we don’t have to play it every day!

It seems we weren’t alone with that notion. Phil Mickelson, Luke Donald and several others weighed in during the week with sharp criticism of the course. Mickelson was quoted as saying that he felt sorry for members who had to play the course, especially the 18th hole.

PFD has never set foot on the property and it’s certainly difficult to get a feel of a course just by watching it on television. Before criticisms started to fly, when we first caught a glimpse of the finishing holes we were struck by their difficulty and seeming unfairness. Then the barbs started to fly confirming our impression.

We have nothing against water holes in general but with rare exceptions,  there should be ample room to play it safe and to have a reasonable chance to avoid getting wet. Such certainly didn’t appear to be the case at AAC. Looking at the course layout we counted eight holes where water came into play with numbers 15 and 18 being especially penal.

Watching the pros dunk balls elicits a certain amount of schadenfreude. The network gleefully showed more splashes than an Olympic diving competition.

Yesterday’s tournament finish was riveting irrespective of whether big names were involved.  Player after contending player sent one swimming, the most painful being that of Jason Dufner on 15 where his five shot lead started to melt.

But remembering the circus only stops at this course once in a greatwhile, we know there are a few hundred members who have to play the course all the time. We feel their pain.

We’re left to think about all the courses we’ve played where the architects seemed to set out to make a course nasty. The reality is anyone with a basic knowledge of golf can do that. It takes little talent and imagination to make a course brutal. We could build a course that would have people crying for their mama by the turn. Big deal.

There was a creative fad several years ago with artists drawing impossible to play fantasy golf holes as wall hangings. The trouble is, some architects actually seem to believe that is what designing is all about.

It takes skill and experience to design a course that can stand up to the very best players and still be enjoyable for us hackers. That’s the key. Make it challenging yet playable for the low to high handicappers.

During the golf boom of the 80’s and 90’s, design work seemed to become a game of bigger, longer, more penal. Then a funny thing happened. Quite a few of those courses were built as the center piece to real estate developments. When potential buyers played the courses, they often said, “who needs this abuse every day?” Due to a lot of things including the recession, thankfully, many of those courses are now over-grown parks.

We played a course in Houston a few years ago and one of our companions summed it up best at the end of the round: What a waste of a perfectly good swamp! Recently, we played one in Ireland designed by Greg Norman where the owners asked him to return and soften it. He refused. Too bad because it was far too difficult a golf course for anyone in our foursome.

We’re a fan of Donald Ross and many of the early designers because they embraced the philosophy of making each hole challenging to the better players but allowing the high handicappers ways to play the hole without blood shed. Knowledgeable golfers sometimes comment that a particular layout is an easy bogey, fair par and tough birdie course. That’s a supreme compliment for a golf course.

Among modern architects, Arnold Palmer’s late partner, Ed Seay, brought that approach to his designs. Old Tabby Links in Spring Island, SC and Golf Club of New England in Stratham, NH exemplify the concept that a golf hole should get progressively more challenging as one nears the green. Drive landing areas are generous but approaches and greens get very interesting. Think of the hole as a funnel toward difficulty.

The design industry seems to be getting the message as many new courses are being described as “minimalist and playable.” We can hope.

Put us down as one who wants to finish a game remembering several of the holes and not feeling like we’ve been beaten with a two iron.

Hold that invitation to Atlanta Athletic Club but we’d like to bid on the golf ball concession if it becomes available.

That would be the British Open. Called the Open because it was the first and they’re British. Works for me.

It’s wonderful when the right person wins a big event. You will be hard pressed to find a knowledgeable golf fan who is not thrilled with Darren Clarke’s convincing victory.

We’ve had the good fortune of meeting and spending a few minutes with Clarke away from a tournament venue and he is a funny, charming, entertaining, welcoming soul. Having endured the heart wrenching death of his wife five years ago, he continues to soldier on choosing happiness over bitterness.

All you really need to know about Clarke is his wife died of breast cancer. When Phil Mickelson’s wife was diagnosed two years ago, Darren was one of the first to call him and he spent hours on the phone helping him prepare for what may lay ahead.

We’d love to take credit for this line on Clarke but it goes to British writer John Hopkins, “Darren Clarke likes the inside of a Ferrari, the outside of a Cuban cigar and the bottom of a glass of Guinness.” Perfect.

Mark Twain said something about the weather in New England to the affect that if you don’t like it, you can wait a moment and it will change. Royal St. George was all of that. Dry, wet, sunny, cloudy, warm, cold, calm and windy all within hours. Each day something different. And each change offering a different golf course.

Clarke was quoted as saying he grew up playing the links courses of Ireland so he was comfortable each day irrespective of the conditions. His game is built for the unique challenges of links golf with hard, boring, low shots. His relaxed, even temperment allowed him to accept the bad breaks and lousy bounces that occur on these seaside courses.

The television coverage this year seemed better than the recent past. Especially fun were the aerial shots which clearly showed the layout, hard by the sea. It’s a beautiful, rugged part of the world.

And, of course, watching Tom Watson compete, make an ace and play all four days added to the beauty and romance of the event.

The British Open is our favorite and this year’s was especially satifying.

Is This The Post Tiger Era?

And the last six winners of majors are:

Graeme McDowell, Louis Oosthuisen, Martin Kaymer,  Charl Schwartzel, Rory McIlroy and Darren Clarke. Especially interesting to note three from Northern Ireland and two from South Africa. Population size isn’t everything in developing champions.

Dustin Johnson and Phil Mickelson had their chances yesterday and spit the bit. Mickleson is especially interesting because he has the tendency to miss short putts when least expected. It’s hard to characterize that as choking but one wonders what’s going on in there. Are Americans now playing head games at the majors? This is the longest American player winless drought in the modern “majors” era since the Masters began almost 80 years ago.

Jack Nicklaus was quoted recently as saying it’s a new era in golf. He’s too much of a gentlemen to get drawn into the “Can Tiger Beat Your Majors Record?” debate but one suspects he may be secretly grinning a bit. He had said, quite some time ago, that if Tiger stayed healthy and his personal life was stable then he had a good shot at Jack’s record. Maybe not so, now.

Woods is a fabulous, rivetting talent but one wonders if his surgically repaired left knee will withstand the severe torque it is subjected to with his swing. Tiger always prided himself in preparation. He worked harder than almost anyone on the range and in the gym. With a bad left wheel and age, it will be hard to maintain that commitment. He also seems to be in the midst of another major swing change. He can’t seem to get comfortable with his mechanics and needs constant refinement. That gets tougher to do with age, as well.

He may well overcome the challenges and he certainly can use Rory and the rest as motivation but if his body isn’t willing how much can he do? A big “if.”

Our game has been deteriorating for a couple of years. After having played for more than five decades at a pretty good level, we knew it was slipping away. We have gone from a seven to a 13 in three years.

We’ve always played a left to right game and even when a round started poorly, we were able to find something in our mental filing cabinet that would get us through the game without a calamity. “Let’s go to swing number 27B shall we.”

But, now when rounds started badly, they continued that way.

Several years ago a good friend who is a pro observed that if we continued to swing as we were, with age, our game would begin circling the drain.  Nostradamus as teaching pro.

So this past March after doing some research, we took a deep breath, walked into a Golftec franchise facility, threw our self on the floor and begged for help.

(Full Disclosure: we paid full retail for the analysis and the lessons we received. We did not indicate we had any interest in writing about the experience. We have no connection whatsoever with Golftec. We receive no benefit.)

The older players among us learned the game from our dad or friends or trial and error or on the range with a pro. We were shown fundamentals and given tips but our results could only be measured by where our shots were landing; and our swing could be viewed only in our mind.

With the advent of inexpensive and portable recording and replay technology, golf instruction has embraced the notion of hi tech show and tell.

Golftec has taken video technology and combined it with movement sensors that can track your basic body movements with accuracy through the entire golf swing. Set up, grip, swing plane, torso turn…everything is viewable in excruciating detail.

And that’s where the agony began.

The first step is a swing analysis. While wearing a sensor belt and shoulder harness, video is taken of the student’s swing….in verrrry slooooowwww motion. All sorts of numbers appear quantifying the amount of shoulder and hip turn, the speed and path of the club and much more.

We are 6′3″ tall and have never seen video of our swing. But being tall and stupid, we had this mental self- image of perhaps Ernie Els smoothing through the ball. HA!

Funny, the tape exposed us as Ernie the Snake Beater. Humbled doesn’t begin to explain the feeling of seeing ones absolutely disgraceful effort at hitting a golf ball. We were aghast at how we looked.

To further amplify how pitiful our swing is, Golftec is able to split the video screen and juxtapose us and a touring pro like Tiger or Rory.  Ouch.

The PGA professional said he’s seen worst. Small comfort, that. He also added that we must have a hell of a short game to have a 13 with that swing. Damned with faint praise, we believe that’s called.

We signed up for ten half hour lessons and began what was to be an excruciating metamorphosis. All the pro wanted us to do was:

• Close our stance a bit at set up
• Change from a neutral to a strong grip with our left hand
• Move the hands farther away from our body
• Raise the hands at address
• Start the swing with our left shoulder
• Bring the club back on the inside
• “Uncup” our left hand at the top
• Bring the club down inside to out
• Bring our hips through aggressively

Honest.

So we set to work. Lots of frustration and, candidly, lots of doubt cast at our pro. We whined, a lot. We complained that there was no way we could adopt all the changes. But we stayed with it.

One of the really cool devices at Golftec accurately measures the angle of your club face at ball contact and the plane of the swing as it approaches the ball. Through many, many repetitions we were able to refine our movement via reinforcement from the data. We could now hit a ball and know what position the club face was in and on what plane it was,

We were striving for a “square” club face coming down a slightly inside out swing plane which would, ideally, produce a slight draw.

Well, here we are for a mid season report: Cautious optimism is an appropriate phrase.

When we do what the pro is teaching us, we hit the ball 10% to 15% farther. It has a slight right to left bend. We are making much more solid contact.

Our pals have pointed out that we didn’t know golf courses had a left side. It’s a whole new adventure to actually aim down the right side of a fairway. The feeling of making square, solid contact for the first time in years is exhilarating.

We’re hitting about 40% of our shots something like the way we want. We still struggle with habits ingrained over 50 years. Sometimes we can do it under pressure, sometimes we can’t. Old dogs take a while to learn.

However, our bottom line is we are pleased with the progress we have made even though we are  caught in between new and old sometimes. We have the tools and a better understanding of what makes our swing work. We are committed to the change and if we are successful we know that we will return to a single digit handicap.

Will it be this year? We’re not sure but there is hope. So, we’ll continue to visit and get tune ups at Golftec.

The television networks hate it, tournament directors avoid it and galleries aren’t too crazy about it, either. We love it!

Match play golf is the subject.

The Accenture Match Play Championship ended Sunday in snow covered Tuscon, AZ and it reminded us why we love the format. (How much did you love seeing that weather after the winter we’ve had up here?)

The reason the TV networks hate it are at least threefold. First, there is absolutely no guarantee who will reach the weekend semis and finals. This year, marquee names were scattered along the tournament waste areas like so much road kill before the weekend. Tiger-out. Phil-out. Padraig, Lee, Graeme-out, out and out.

The second reason is it takes more manpower and equipment to cover the course effectively. In match play the results of the opening holes are just as important as the last few. Thus, more cameras, more technical staff , more wire pulled thus more expense.

The third reason is they allocate about four hours of broadcast time on Sunday and there is always a chance of a rout leaving lots of air time to fill. Fortunately for NBC, with a preferred end time of 6:00 PM EST, the Luke Donald-Martin Kaymer match ended at 5:55 PM so with a little wrap up, the network clock stayed pretty much on schedule. Luck reigned at 30 Rock.

Tournament directors dislike the format because crowds stay away in droves since the tournament field gets cut in half each day and if the favorites are eliminated on Wednesday or Thursday, many fans just don’t care what happens thereafter.

Plus, for lots of fans, traipsing around the course watching a particular match just isn’t very appealing. They prefer to perch near a green, eat, drink, chat and watch the parade pass by.

Those points duly noted, we like it for a lot of reasons.

For openers, the vast majority of average Joe, weekend play is in the format. The slogan for amateur golf should be “Two Dollar Nassau, Anyone?” Or “Let’s Play Skins.” Or “snake.” Fun stuff, those.

Match play is how we hackers play the game probably 90% of the time. It’s what we know and love. On a primal, first person experience level, we can relate to someone standing over a three footer needing to make it to stay even. Choking is not an unfamiliar phenomenon.

Medal play is uncomfortable for many of us because we  can’t avoid the random triple bogie or two and those generally blow us right out of contention. But with match play, a triple is just a lost hole… maybe.

We understand the mantra heard week in and week out from pros about it being a game against the  course and oneself, not a particular player. We watch someone yank a three footer and know he can make it up a hole later with an eagle. But in match play, a missed putt means a hole is probably lost or an opportunity is missed you will never get back.

We especially love match play when the competitors would rather have a root canal than play 18 holes together. Take the direct competition, stir in a little personal animus and it rises to a whole new level of earnestness.

We all know folks we would LOVE to beat.

Rumor has it that J.B. Holmes and Bubba Watson, who played in the semi finals on Saturday aren’t on each others’ Christmas card list. Having gone to high school together makes that even more interesting. Watching J.B. lose in 19 holes after gaining a five up lead through 10 was just riveting. In a post match interview he looked like he was about to burst into flames.

Many clubs have an ongoing debate about which format is best to determine the club champion. An informal survey of area clubs indicates the preferred format seems to be a combination of match and medal. There’s usually 36 holes of stroke play to reach eight or 16 competitors and then they play it down from there. We like that.

The argument often made against match play is that it doesn’t determine the best player and we don’t dispute that. Just witness Luke Donald winning the Accenture.

Yet, it’s good enough for the USGA Amateur Championship which, after the field is cut in stroke play from 312 to 64 players over two days,  goes to match play with a 36 hole final.

We’ve given up arguing with pals about the preferred format to determine the very best player. But for our money, seeing a couple of players fighting the course, themselves and each other for 18 holes is hard to beat.

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Staring at the relentless winter. Will the snow melt by August? Will we ever again feel the soft green under our feet? Will our pals in Florida stop braying about their wonderful weather?

Almost every day we receive emails containing aphorisms about golf. Cute little sayings and observations meant to amuse. Some are clever, some are insightful and a few capture the true sense of our game. The best ones have a tinge of irony which is, at the end of the day, a fundamental part of the game. They aren’t hilarious but rather they elicit a mental nod of understanding.

Alas, the majority seem to have been written by non golfers. Reading them is like watching an actor pretend to be a good golfer. Or hearing a comedian who doesn’t play try to be funny about it.  It’s… uncomfortable.

So, to lighten the mood as we yearn for better weather, we offer from the many axioms scattered throughout our files, a distillation to five of our favorites.

5. The less skilled a player, the more likely he is to share his ideas about how you can improve your game.

4. No matter how badly you are playing, it is possible to play worse.

4.b. You will hit the best shot of the day on the last hole thus deluding you that the next round will be better.

3. While looking for your ball, you’ll find three, none of them yours.

2. No matter what time you play, you will be following the slowest player on the course.

1. Everyone replaces his divot after a perfect approach shot.

The game cannot be mastered and we forget it is meant to be recreation. It is meant to be fun. When the good weather returns, recall the winter doldrums and how much you needed to be back on the grass.